Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. ’Twelfth Night Act 1, scene 5’ Whether you are in need of inspiration, advice, or an insult clever enough to floor your foes, this little book is sure to hold the answer. This collection brings together the finest witticisms, musings and words of wisdom from Britain’s greatest wordsmith.

Bind: paperback

Pages: 160

Dimensions: 79 x 102 mm

Publication Date: 05-09-2012

‘People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public.' - Bryan White

TIMELY ADVICE FOR A MILESTONE BIRTHDAY
So what if you’re now a proper ‘grown-up’; after all, with age comes new opportunities, new adventures and a massive reduction in your car insurance bill – and you’re still nowhere near 30!

This book is packed with celebratory quotations to help you shrug your shoulders, blow out the candles and Keep Calm.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 160

Dimensions: 95 x 130 mm

Publication Date: 05-09-2012

If you get perspiration and precipitation confused, then take comfort in this hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F In Exams, containing some of the most cringeworthy howlers from school Geography exams.

Bind: paperback

Pages: 80

Dimensions: 105 x 148 mm

Publication Date: 14-11-2012

"You don't get older, you get better" - Shirley Bassey
"Don't let ageing get you down. It's too hard to get back up" - John Wagner

You might not be a spring chicken any more, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep on strutting your stuff! Stay young at heart and see the lighter side of getting older with this collection of funny and uplifting quotations from those who have been there, done it and got the sensible shoes.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 160

Dimensions: 116 x 182 mm

Publication Date: 25-11-2012

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous" - Ingrid Bergman

Celebrate your love in a different way every day with this book of heart-warming quotations and fun ideas to keep you loved-up all year round.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 160

Dimensions: 101 x 136 mm

Publication Date: 31-12-2012

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. Lisa Alther Say thank you to someone special with this fun and stylish book packed full of lovingly selected quotations and grateful words for a MARVELLOUS MUM

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Publication Date: 07-01-2013

This tongue-in-cheek dictionary gives you a crash-course in the strange new vocabulary of parenthood, with hilarious observations on everything from the alphabet blocks you will inevitably trip over to the lack of zzz’s you will be getting

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 116 x 116 mm

Publication Date: 04-03-2013

I have always thought that there is no more fruitful source of family discontent than a housewife’s badly cooked dinners and untidy ways…

Mothers, in order to stretch your limited food sources, implore your children to chew very carefully and slowly and they will therefore require much less food.

For tips on how to be a goddess of domesticity, a modern-day Beeton and a purveyor of familial joy, dive into this miscellany of hints on cookery from the Victorians.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 72

Dimensions: 70 x 113 mm

Publication Date: 20-02-2012

To ease the pain of teething, hang a dead mole around the neck of your baby…

If all medicinal concoctions fail, the next best thing is to pray. If praying also fails, have the offending limb amputated and hope that the instrument in use has been sterilised well.

For tips on how to cure a cold, avoid being flustered by flu, and curb the torment of teething, look no further than this miscellany of hints on health from the Victorians.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 72

Dimensions: 70 x 113 mm

Publication Date: 20-04-2012

When we’re under the weather, few things are as comforting as the kind words of friends, family and colleagues; they give us strength and courage, and they brighten our day. This cheering collection of quotes is just what the doctor ordered to warm the heart and lift the spirits.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 101 x 136 mm

Publication Date: 01-07-2013