Humour & Gift (577)

The Unicorn Guide To Life

ISBN: 9781786852397

Author: Eunice Horne    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

You don’t have to be magic to harness the power of the unicorn. Bring some sparkle into your life with this guide to work, rest and play – the unicorn way! ...


You don’t have to be magic to harness the power of the unicorn. Bring some sparkle into your life with this guide to work, rest and play – the unicorn way! -Harness your unicorn power -Health tips to keep your coat glossy and hooves strong -Hone your rainbow style -Learn mystical methods to achieving your dreams Learn to spot the stars and rainbows in everyday life and celebrate the real you – a magical, unique being – with this a-mane-zing book!


Bind: hardback


Pages: 96


Dimensions: 120 x 158 mm


Publication Date: 10-01-2018


$22.99
The World's Funniest Football Jokes

ISBN: 9781786852090

Author: Jim Chumley    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game betwe...


What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute. God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven. The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’ Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was ‘never off-side’, and that was ‘totally a dive’ – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.


Bind: paperback


Pages: 128


Dimensions: 125 x 175 mm


Publication Date: 12-10-2017


$19.99
F in Exams : Even More of the Best Test Paper Blunders

ISBN: 9781786852083

Author: Richard Benson    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Q: Define the term ‘antagonist’. A: Someone who tortures ants. Q: What are levees? A: Expensive jeans. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the read...


Q: Define the term ‘antagonist’. A: Someone who tortures ants. Q: What are levees? A: Expensive jeans. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready – it’s time for more F in Exams! School years pass by and new students come and go, but there are always more exams to take. And with more test papers come more ingenious (and inappropriate) answers! Here again, for your amusement, we’ve collected the best of the New Class, as hilarious, heart-warming and cringe-worthy as ever.


Bind: paperback


Pages: 120


Dimensions: 125 x 175 mm


Publication Date: 10-10-2017


$19.99
100 Things Game of Thrones Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die

ISBN: 9781629373935

Author: Rowan Kaiser    Publisher: Triumph Books

Every Game of Thrones fan remembers where they were for Ned Stark's untimely demise, can hum the tune of "The Rains of Castamere," and can't wait to find out Da...


Every Game of Thrones fan remembers where they were for Ned Stark's untimely demise, can hum the tune of "The Rains of Castamere," and can't wait to find out Daenerys Targaryen's next move. But do you know the real inspiration for the Red Wedding? Or how to book a trip to visit Winterfell? 100 Things Game of Thrones Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die is the ultimate resource for true fans. Whether you've read all of George R.R. Martin's original novels or just recently devoured every season of the hit show, these are the 100 things all Game of Thrones fans need to know and do in their lifetime. Pop culture critic Rowan Kaiser has collected every essential piece of Game of Thrones knowledge and trivia, as well as must-do activities, and ranks them all from 1 to 100, providing an entertaining and easy-to-follow checklist as you progress on your way to fan superstardom!


Bind: paperback


Pages: 400


Dimensions: 140 x 217 mm


Publication Date: 31-08-2017


$34.99 $22.00
Grandma's Wit and Wisdom

ISBN: 9781786850638

Author: Richard Benson    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

‘Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.’ Helen Thomson When there are sticky handprints on the sofa and you can’t prise the darlings away from a scr...


‘Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.’ Helen Thomson When there are sticky handprints on the sofa and you can’t prise the darlings away from a screen, reach into your handbag for this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a grandma is one of the best jobs in the world.


Bind: hardback


Pages: 208


Dimensions: 116 x 182 mm


Publication Date: 14-09-2017


$27.99
Girl Power

ISBN: 9781786853516

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Girls should never be afraid to be smart. Emma Watson The Spice Girls knew it way back in the day, and we still know it: girls rock. Who run the world? Rebel...


Girls should never be afraid to be smart. Emma Watson The Spice Girls knew it way back in the day, and we still know it: girls rock. Who run the world? Rebel girls, that’s who. This book is perfect for any time you’re in need of a shot of wisdom to remind you that independent women kick ass. With quotes from Oprah, Malala Yousafzai, Beyoncé, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Emma Watson, Michelle Obama, Caitlin Moran and many more, this book lets the world hear us roar.


Bind: paperback


Pages: 128


Publication Date: 13-10-2017


$19.99
Swear Like Daddy

ISBN: 9781849534697

Author: Darren Cezanne    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Grow up to be just as disgraceful as Daddy with this crude compendium of his best swears. Wonderful felt-tip pen illustrations show how best to use his colourfu...


Grow up to be just as disgraceful as Daddy with this crude compendium of his best swears. Wonderful felt-tip pen illustrations show how best to use his colourful language, with an obscene alphabet that takes us all the way from A is for arseholes to Z is for - well you can find out what it's for when you read the book...Isn't Daddy ever so clever!


Bind: hardback


Pages: 26


$21.99 $5.00
Wanksy

ISBN: 9781849534741

Authors: Mark Blakewill, James Harris    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Wanksy is the unheralded genius behind some of the most iconic urban images of our time: the seminal "cock and balls," the timeless "Leroy loves Sarah," the dev...


Wanksy is the unheralded genius behind some of the most iconic urban images of our time: the seminal "cock and balls," the timeless "Leroy loves Sarah," the devastating brevity of "sod," and countless other masterpieces. For the first time, this book collects Wanksy's most significant works to date together with expert critiques that analyze and illuminate their hidden depths.


Bind: hardback


Pages: 122


$27.99 $9.99
Dad Jokes

ISBN: 9781786852281

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Child: Dad, I’m hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad! Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. Fr...


Child: Dad, I’m hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad! Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all – it’s sure to make you laugh and cry.


Bind: hardback


Pages: 160


Dimensions: 101 x 136 mm


Publication Date: 10-01-2018


$17.99
Dad's Wit And Wisdom

ISBN: 9781786850614

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

‘You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.’ Franklin P. Jones When your precious offspring have hijacked the car an...


‘You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.’ Franklin P. Jones When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there’s a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a dad is the best job in the world.


Bind: hardback


Pages: 208


Dimensions: 116 x 208 mm


Publication Date: 10-01-2018


$27.99
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