You may never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. You have taken a sudden interest in bleeding your radiators and figuring out the best route by road to anywhere in the country.
On the bright side, you can feel smug that you have better grammar than a university student and don’t have to dig out your embarrassing passport photo to get into pubs or buy alcohol.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 05-08-2013

Your life may now consist of sleeping during sex instead of after it and going to more funerals than weddings. On the bright side, you can get away with making no effort whatsoever to lose weight. And all those charities you gave to – it’s payback time!

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 05-08-2013

This hilarious guide will have women and the odd man rolling in the aisles. Filled with invaluable ideas to make use of the useless, this book makes an ideal stress relieving gift, for all those women who experience the joys of living with a useless man.

Bind: hardback

Publication Date: 20-10-2013

The Cockerel:
A noisy little cockerel
Would sing at break of day:
Dogs would bark, kids would cry
From bloody miles away.
Folk signed a petition
To say it wasn’t proper;
The cockerel said “Hey get a life!
I’m Bantam of the Opera”.
A collection of “Nice and Naughty” rhymes each illustrated with Garrick Tremain’s colourful characters.

“A fascinating journey through the nether regions” - Eric Newby
“Mr Tremain is very funny, but awfully untidy” - Mrs Tremain

About the Author:
For 20 of the past 25 years Garrick Tremain has been New Zealand's most widely published editorial cartoonist. He has enjoyed an avid daily readership in many regions of the country, most fervently in Otago, Canterbury and Nelson. This as an adjunct to his work as a successful landscape painter.
In recent years he has written and illustrated two books of comic verse. In 2005 he set out to write a book of nursery rhymes for children but could not resist putting a risque slant on most verses. Hence he titled it "NURSERY RHYMES MOTHER NEVER READ YOU". It quickly achieved Gold and Platinum status. Now in it's 6th edition it has sold over 15,000 copies.

Bind: paperback

Pages: 72

Dimensions: 170 x 240 mm

Publication Date: 31-08-2013

When you’re finished explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills, treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this premiere collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 208

Dimensions: 110 x 176 mm

Publication Date: 02-09-2013

This pocket-sized miscellany, packed with fascinating facts, handy hints and captivatingstories and quotes from the world of running, is perfect for anyone who knows theincomparable joy and freedom of lacing up your trainers and hitting the road.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 192

Dimensions: 116 x 182 mm

Publication Date: 02-09-2013

Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as Hugh Jassburn, in a phase of no-bowel-movement-drudgery, has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 112

Dimensions: 146 x 146 mm

Publication Date: 07-10-2013

‘We may have bad weather in Ireland, but the sun shines in the hearts of the people and that keeps us all warm.’ Anonymous

Enjoy this leprechaun-sized guide to all that’s best about the Emerald Isle, from myths and legends to must-see places to visit, interspersed with hilarious one liners,jokes and plenty of Irish charm.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 101 x 136 mm

Publication Date: 03-02-2014

‘Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.’ - John Wagner

Like a valuable antique, maybe your smooth finish has become a little lined and your legs creak from time to time. But don’t worry: even if you no longer have all your original parts and nobody can find your instruction manual, it’s grea tto be vintage!This joyful collection of quotations celebrates the lighter side of ageing, and shows that it really is the life in your years that counts.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 160

Dimensions: 101 x 136 mm

Publication Date: 03-03-2014

The question has been popped, the ring has been presented and the celebrations have begun! What's next? Just the wedding. Tops Tips for Grooms presents ingenious ideas for the any groom-to-be, covering the ever-so-stressful months preceding the wedding - including surviving your stag party and choosing your outfit - to the big day itself.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 160

Dimensions: 101 x 136 mm

Publication Date: 03-03-2014