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The Complete Geezer Guidebook: Everything You Need to Know about Being Old and Grumpy!

ISBN: 9781884956980

Author: Charles F. Adams    Publisher: Quill Driver Books, U.S.

Defining the differences between run-of-the-mill old farts and the loveable geezer, this hilarious tome for old men illuminates what they need to embrace geeze...


Defining the differences between run-of-the-mill old farts and the loveable geezer, this hilarious tome for old men illuminates what they need to embrace geezerhood. Tools for recognizing different types of geezers--from the golfer to the hypochondriac--help men identify what type of cranky old man they are, and geezer role models and great geezer moments offer inspiration for who they can ultimately become. Offering daily insights into geezer philosophies and tips for locating popular geezer stomping grounds, this must-have gift for grandpa also includes crosswords, puzzles, and New Yorker "cartoons he can enjoy from the comfort of his own recliner. "


Pages: 186


Dimensions: 155 x 230 x 14 mm


Publication Date: 01-11-2009


$34.99
The Little Book of Chat-up Lines

ISBN: 9781840241792

Author: Stewart Ferris    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

A pocket collection of chat-up lines and devastating put-downs. If you haven't been living in a cave, you will probably have used or been on the receiving end ...


A pocket collection of chat-up lines and devastating put-downs. If you haven't been living in a cave, you will probably have used or been on the receiving end of some of these gems." "


$8.99
Baby Tips for Dads

ISBN: 9781840243925

Author: Simon Brett    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Congratulations! The nine-month wait is over, your son or daughter is in your arms ...but what happens now? Help is at hand in this nifty book that provides qu...


Congratulations! The nine-month wait is over, your son or daughter is in your arms ...but what happens now? Help is at hand in this nifty book that provides quick and quirky advice on everything from nappies to night-time nibbles. Whether you are a new dad or the seasoned father of a lively horde, make this little book the latest addition to your household. About the author: Simon Brett worked as a light entertainment producer in radio and TV before taking up writing full time in 1979. As well as the Charles Paris and Mrs Pargeter detective series, he is also the author of the radio and television series After Henry, the radio series No Commitments and the best-selling How to be a Little Sod. His novel A Shock to the System was filmed starring Michael Caine. Married with three children, he lives in an Agatha Christie-style village on the South Downs.


$14.99
Keep Calm You're Only 50

ISBN: 9781849532235

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter; if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter - Mark Twain
So what if you’re 50; after all, with age comes wi...


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter; if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter - Mark Twain
So what if you’re 50; after all, with age comes wisdom and more excuses to reminisce about old times and stare blankly at your friends while you try to remember their names – at least you’re not 60! This book is packed with celebratory quotations to help you shrug your shoulders, blow out the candles and Keep Calm.


Bind: hardback


Pages: 160


Dimensions: 95 x 130 mm


Publication Date: 01-08-2011


$14.99
Keep Calm You're Only 60

ISBN: 9781849532242

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

I’ll keep swivelling my hips until they need replacing - Tom Jones
So what if you’re turning 60; after all, with age comes wisdom and more excuse...


I’ll keep swivelling my hips until they need replacing - Tom Jones
So what if you’re turning 60; after all, with age comes wisdom and more excuses to kick back and flick through those cruise holiday brochures – at least you’re not 70! This book is packed with celebratory quotations to help you shrug your shoulders, blow out the candles and Keep Calm.


Bind: hardback


Pages: 160


Dimensions: 95 x 130 mm


Publication Date: 01-08-2011


$14.99
My Mother Used To Say

ISBN: 9781849532082

Author: Valerie Bowe    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Behind every great figure is a mother telling them to stand up straight and never to go out without a clean hanky and decent underwear. Enjoy this witty and ins...


Behind every great figure is a mother telling them to stand up straight and never to go out without a clean hanky and decent underwear. Enjoy this witty and insightful collection of maternal wisdom from the mothers of the great and good; a testament to the adage that mum always knows best.


Bind: hardback


Pages: 128


Dimensions: 105 x 148 mm


Publication Date: 01-02-2012


$17.99 $5.99
Classic Poems for Mothers

ISBN: 9781849532105

Author: Max Morris    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Throughout the centuries, poets have been inspired by mothers - their joys and sorrows, their loyalty and love, and the many trials and triumphs they experience...


Throughout the centuries, poets have been inspired by mothers - their joys and sorrows, their loyalty and love, and the many trials and triumphs they experience as they watch their children grow. This exquisitely illustrated anthology contains inspiring and moving poetry for mothers by some of the best-loved writers in the English language, from Anne Bradstreet to William Wordsworth, and from Emily Dickinson to Rudyard Kipling.


Pages: 192


Publication Date: 01-02-2012


$29.99
Bestest Mum Ever

ISBN: 9781849531313

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

You know your mum is absolutely the best at everything: champion cook, expert listener and general good sport - and when was the last time mum said no? So why n...


You know your mum is absolutely the best at everything: champion cook, expert listener and general good sport - and when was the last time mum said no? So why not say thanks and make her smile with this book of witty and heart-warming quotations for the Bestest Mum Ever!


Pages: 96


Dimensions: 140 x 140 mm


Publication Date: 01-02-2011


$17.99 $5.99
365 Days of Happiness

ISBN: 9781849532044

Author: Lizzie Cornwall    Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

Publication Date: 01-12-2011


$14.99
God Save The Queen

ISBN: 9781849533010

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers

She’s the most well-known woman on the planet, but while many of us know of her love of animals, her taste in fashion and her attendances at Royal Ascot...


She’s the most well-known woman on the planet, but while many of us know of her love of animals, her taste in fashion and her attendances at Royal Ascot, there is a wealth of information beyond this about our Queen. \n Did you know for example that she was the first monarch to circumnavigate the globe? That she was the first female member of the Royal Family to serve in the armed forces? Or that she collected clothing coupons to get the material for her wedding dress? \n Here’s a book packed with fascinating facts to celebrate our wonderful Queen.


Pages: 160


$14.99
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