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Jim Chumley (1)
The World's Funniest Football Jokes
ISBN: 9781786852090 Author: Jim Chumley Publisher: Summersdale Publishers What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game betwe... What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute. God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven. The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’ Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was ‘never off-side’, and that was ‘totally a dive’ – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win. Bind: paperback Pages: 128 Dimensions: 125 x 175 mm Publication Date: 12-10-2017 |
$19.99 |